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If you like The Minutemen or Bomb.....
My old band from 1984, Baby Opaque, is online (finally.)

Both records up as high-quality MP3s from the vinyl:
http://www.babyopaque.com

"Baby Opaque: Take the Minutemen, Void, and Sun Ra. Puree in blender. Add angst, depression, and alienation. Season to taste. Serves 1000."
--30 Seconds Under DC

Tell two (hundred) friends.

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My virtual band, DEAL MACHINE

Webmasters! promote us! It's excellent karma.

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NEW!!! Download Bomb's "Hits Of Acid" free

My God Is A Woman (mp3)
(one of the best songs I've ever written or sang):
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IT's BACK!
It's me, it's very cool, it's 17 MINUTES LONG. the legendary song called "If I were a girl" by my band, Bomb.

http://www.hitsofacid.com/temp/WEREGURL.MP3

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also, here's a shorter very cool one, The Web, by my band SLISH
http://www.kittyfeet.com/temp/WEB.MP3

RECORDING FAQ

bomb doing Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus!! (from the bomb CD Lovesucker)

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Beef People (my punk band from 20 years ago)

old band page with links to shitloads of my tunes

Jamming With Rob Buck (10,000 Maniacs) and Johnny Satan, on an Eno tune. I"m playing bass, Rob plays guitar.

New song (commercial.mp3)

Press CRTL D to load this page faster!!! > (Feel free to mirror or distribute these files if you link and credit)

NEW SONG. money me now. Here's a cool mike Kelly song...we did this together....over the net. I added bass.

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My band Jill the Witch-- www.JillTheWitch.com

CUT YOURSELF FOR JESUS!

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You lie all the time!!

dead flowers

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Download New upload, 3-meg MP3 file. it's my band, Baby Opaque, in Virginia, 1984, doing the Johnny Cash song "Long Black Veil" with Ian MacKaye singing backup. I sang lead and played bass. dig it.

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The shortest MP3 song ever. Ivy (64k)

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download the whole bomb CD, Hate Fed Love free.(the bottom ten songs on the page)

the complete album HATE FED LOVE by bomb in Mp3 format.

1992 Warner Brothers/ Reprise Records. Produced to Bill Laswell. Recorded at Green Point studios in Brooklynn.

vocal, words, bass.....Michael Dean

guitar, vocal......Dug Hilsinger

guitar, vocal......Jay Morgan Crawford

Drums, words.....Tony Fag

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My faux-Garman homo danse rock band, Tanzundtrinker Express

SANTA'S DRUNK! (450 k MP3 with Newt of Insecto, Jason P. Hawks and Me)

(How does MP3 technology work? With Algorithms-very advanced math that removes only the portion that you cannot perceive at a given microsecond because it is masked by an ever-changing set of other frequencies. Some smart wiseacre said, "You remember in 9th grade math class when you were stoned and thinking "How is this crap gonna help me later in life?"? Well, the nerd kid no one liked three seats in front of you was scribbling on the back of his notebook and calculating this stuff out." And now he's rich, and you're just trying to figure out a way to get your crappy garage band heard by more people.)

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New song! Smelly Piano. Michael Dean on keyboards, vocal and bass, David Majka did drum programming and engineering. "Sounds like the producer for All Saints fucking up a perfectly good Roger Waters tune." --My friend Gigi.

Click for Smelly Piano! 3 megs

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ode to a cat (very small file, cool song)

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here is a new bomb remix I did with a program called "Vegas" and with Sound Forge (1.2 megs)

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new song, "toe dat azzup" new song, "toe dat azzup" Internet collaboration between Stephen Johnson (the cool guy {AKA "Stuart"} I met in Providence Rhode Island.) and myself. small (1.1 meg) MP3 file:

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here is a short (1 meg) MP3 file, new song, theme song for kittyfeet Media, Inc. TV commercial. By the way, kittyfeet Media is a legal corporation as of today.

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check back often for new songs!

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When recording the upcoming bomb album, we did a studio experiment called "If I were a girl." We took a 17-minute loop of 16 bars of Tony Fag's drums and Hilsinger played bass and guitar over it. I wrote words and sang them. (with Hilsinger coaching me and holding my hand with all the love in the world) Then Hilsinger and Jay Crawford smoked a big fatty and added like 27 tracks of wierdness--guitars, noisemakers, and all the percussion in Komotion.

Tony veto'ed it from the album for reasons he wouldn't go into, but didn't mind us doing anything else with it as long as we didn't call it "bomb."

HERE IS THE WHOLE DAMN SONG!

17 Minutes, 17 megs of pretty, evil fun!

(mastered by Rizzo)

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