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If I were a girl
You can touch me
You can touch me
I'm the strychnine in your wedding cake
You're so cool you should be a guy
I just met a girl named Marie.
If I were a girl
If I were a girl
I'd wanna look like you
and I'll let you
leave my body when we kiss
screams outside the minefield
of my heart
wear my dress
sanctify my body; This.
Nailcat through the armor of my heart.
I'm every drug you shouldn't take
surround my heart with razor tape.
your reflection's in my eye
love the taste of danger in your soul.
I'd want to feel what you feel
I'd always fuck like you
I'd create life
I'd know the truth
I'd pull all of the hurt in this big blue ball up deep inside me
I'd recall the beauty in the men before
and sanctify the rhythm of my hips
I'd make men cry and lap away their tears.
I'd look like you
I'd wanna taste like you
I'd know the things that can be freely given.
I'd dance between the differences
your kiss tattooed blue upon my memory's skin
We'd start off naked
We'd take off more
Onan would be proud
I'd free-fall love into this world
I'd kiss the boys and the girls
You and I dance naked on the devil's grave
Your dreams pulled me up, you need my weight to
hold you down to feel alive.
I'd paint my nails
stay out of jail
but I'd sell anything I want
I'd be tall and shapely
look good in a skirt
never have to wonder in the morning
I'd be with me
I'd release some endorphins
I'd symbolize the freedom
that you long for
I'd be steadily rejoicing
I'd go shopping
I'd chase all the young boys and the big men and the young women too
armor of my heart...
I'd cry sometimes
I'd laugh more than that
I'd never have to worry about my girlfriends
I'd be young and pretty,
even as I grow old
Sweeter than a cat and badder than a junkyard dog
(every drug you'll ever take.)
Just for today, I only want you.